Tuesday, June 10, 2008

"Melted"

DISCLOSURE...If you have a weak stomach please skip this post...I have given you fair warning!!

and if you are a parent, you know that with parenting small children, there are always stories that involve "poop"

Again, I have given you enough time to stop reading...

and so the story begins...Avery has been teething and so most of you may know, that with teething comes a few other glorious attributes...lots of fussin, fever, sometimes vomiting (she did that this weekend) and diarrhea... Well, last night we had just changed Avery's diaper and minutes later we "sense" that her diaper was full again...She starts fussin and whinin so I go over to pick her up to change her again and when I did, well, lets just say that it went EVERYWHERE...it was down her legs, on my shirt, on my arms, on her hands...I mean, EVERYWHERE...so I start freakin out (keep in mind that we has JUST finished dinner) and throw her on the floor (okay, lightly placed her at a very fast pace) and Brenly immediately comes over to check out the scene...I immediately start taking off Avery's diaper and Brenly says, "Oh my goodness mommy, IT melted" She was referring to Avery's poop that was no longer in a solid form...Ray and I start cracking up in the midst of poop being everywhere and Brenly looks at me and says, "Mommy, how did Avery get her poop to melt!" So just know that next time you have a bout the 'rhea...Its just the you have melted poop!!! Too funny!

3 comments:

Misty LaDean said...

Hilarious! Melted poop... kids are so funny!

Anonymous said...

Kids really are too cute. They are so honest and question everything. I laughed out loud when I read this post.- Amy West

Shannon said...

That is so funny!! When Maidson was little and I was fat pregnant with Kenzie, Madison pooped everywhere. And while I was in the floor trying to clean it all up she was yelling "Chocolate everywhere momma, chocolate everywhere.